There's a hotel on a hill,
And the food will make you ill,
But there a many other reasons to stay. There's always people in their rooms,
Watching the sky in all its gloom,
As they are casting all their bad dreams away. And, I know you'd like to stay,
But they're rooms are full today,
So looks like you'll have to stay sad
But if you like I could reserve a double bed or two
For you And there's a road that takes you there,
And there's a million flights of stairs,
You have to climb to find the hotel,
The stairs are winding round the hotel,
It's not your average kinda motel,
The hotel on a hill