I met her in a club down in old Soho Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola C 0 L A cola She walked up to me and she asked me to dance I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola L O L A Lola La la la la Lola Well I'm not the world's most physical guy But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine Oh my Lola La la la la Lola Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand Why she walks like a woman and talks like a man Oh my Lola La la la la Lola La la la la Lola Well we drank champagne and danced all night Under electric candle light She picked me up and sat me on her knee And said dear boy won't you come home with me? Well I'm not the worlds most pa**ionate guy but When I looked in her eyes what I almost felt for my Lola La la la la Lola La la la la Lola
Lola La la la la Lola La la la la Lola I pushed her away I walked to the door I fell to the floor I got down on my knees And I looked at her and she at me That's the way that I want it to stay And I always want it to be that way for my Lola La la la la Lola Girls will be boys and boys will be girls It's a mixed up muddle In a shaken up world Except for Lola La la la la Lola Well I left her just a week before And I'd never ever kissed a woman before Lola smiled and took me by the hand and said dear boy I'm gonna make you a men Well I'm not the world's most masculine man But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man so is Lola La la la la Lola La la la la Lola La la la la Lola La la la la Lola La la la la Lola La la la la Lola La la la la Lola La la la la Lola La la la la Lola La la la la Lola