Refrain x2 Make no mistake, expose the fake foes And those that take Mad dough's at stake yo [Verse 1]: War is hell Let's withdraw in our tortoise shells Retract our antennae Pull in our feelers Make comparisons realer Than Garrison Keillors In Lake Wobegon Not Obi-Wan Kenobi on Cineplex Odeon silver screen Channel 13 spreads the good word like Woodward and Bernstein Why belabor truth We k**ed off the sabretooth And next is our neighbor Ruth Bader Ginsburg I'm terrified scared Yet with a rarified air Mankind's suicidial Those who decide all the bombings need bridles plus a muzzle There that does double Wuzzle scuzz bubbles and commence to snowballing My friends, I'm so calling you out Over here Like a reconnaissance scout I hope that you die and your d**h'll come soon But ours will come first cause were only civilians The bazillions, quintillions, fazillions, squintillions Are earmarked not for us but for the fearmongers Cause they'll be here longer then a mere singer-songwriter Harbinger, wrong-righter [Refrain] Not one will know of the war, not one Not one would mind, neither bird nor tree
If mankind perished utterly Not one Scarcely no, scarcely no We were gone Verse 2: Bared witness, scared spitless, pusillanimous hitlist Banker war, canker sore, hanker for more I'm in feebler health, you can see for yourself I'm small, green, live in trees, like a Keebler elf Ooh la la, what a brouhaha Bared witness, scared sh**less, it's probably just business For a banker war, canker sore Even the anchor's sorta gullible too What a hullabaloo [Refrain] Verse 3: Break the stranglehold Don't let them mangle whole Villages, detangle Cold War info We don't know what we're info It's sinfo (sinful) The news is home to censors who write Choose Your Own Adventures Turn to page twenty for something stran-ge Andre, no way I'll never obey I'm low like my co-pay Kosovo's OK There's no excuse for heroics Who's Responsible, for the predictable, results of our actions I know only know fractions of facts and The interested factions don't use flags they use logos We'll know the real rogues by wherever the dough goes [Refrain] x2