A lot of men need to go to A.A
And not A.A. as in Alcoholics Anonymous
But A.A. as in Assaholics Anonymous
'Cause a lot of men are straight addicted to a**
These are the men that, no matter what
Can't see past a woman's bu*t
These are the men that will lose their jobs for a**
Drop out of school for a**
Diss their friends for a**
And even wreck their cars while looking at a**
Damn a**-drunk drivers
These are the men that are so addicted to a**
That they'll always make bu*t statements
Like "The woman's personality is wack, BUT she's got much backs"
Or "The woman's breath is kinda hummin', BUT she's got a plump ol' onion"
Taa-dow!
So much so that they for get about such things as
Personality, spirituality, compatibility, and metaphysicality
'Cause they're straight a**aholics
And like I said, they need to take their bu*ts to Assaholics Anonymous
And cure their dumb a**es, bu*t...