Its a party with Lars, party with Lars! [x4]
[SPOSE:]
Man, last time I partied with Lars, he was on the roof,
mouth all bleeding with a broken tooth,
he did a backflip with a broken leg,
he turned around, spun around, looked at us said,
My name is MC Lars, Im gonna jump off the roof!
we said, Dont do it! He said, Im gonna do it!
we said Dont don it!, He said, Im gonna do it!
then he did it, then he landed on his feet
then he broke into a dance move,
doing crazy types of sh** that people cant do
he did the moonwalk, mixed it with the Macarena,
all the girls aroused him, then they start masturbating,
then he grew wings, then he floated right over the pool
How is he doing that? This dude is a fool!
This sh** was so cool, he parties so hard,
nobody parties as hard when you party with Lars
Man, this sh** is insane
(Its a party with Lars, party with Lars!)
With Zelda on a chain
(Its a party with Lars, party with Lars!)
He was smoking c**aine
(Its a party with Lars, party with Lars!)
Youll be glad that you came
[LARS:]
Its a party with Lars
wait hold on Spose, what if my mom hears this?