[intro:]
[9-11-01 news report audio]
[Doctor Popular:]
This is not a bomb it's a bike, I can ride it where I like
Ride it late at night, everything's all right
It's alright if you thought that tire would explode
But at 80 PSI, the chances would be low
Thought it was a bomb, discovered you were wrong
Decided to carry on, out of fear
That's what I hear
When cops lock innocents up for a year
[MC Lars:]
This is not a bomb it's a mic I can rock it when I like
Rip it late at night everything's alright
It's alright if you thought that my record would explode
105 bpm the chance would be low
Knew it was the bomb, k**ed it all night long
Decided to carry on, make it / make it clear
At least that's what you hear
I crash lyrics into buildings 9-11 every year
Is it in good taste? Well that's still unclear
[Chorus:]
9-11, 9-11
9-11, 9-11
9-11, Giuliani!
9-11
[Doctor Popular:]
This is not a bomb it's a shirt, but I could see how
Blinky LEDs and batteries could seem scary
On the Inside is some circuitry
I made it myself but don't get mad at me
Look, I'm not trying to be a pain
I'm just picking up my friend from the luggage claim
And now they've took down my social, birthdate and name
Cops got me locked up, got me detained
[YTCracker:]
this is not a bomb its an iphone
i put it in my pocket right when i left home
this little thing? not a bomb either
It's an ipod and these are the speakers
no i didnt hide a dirty bomb in my sneakers
that powder isn't meth 'cause I'm not a tweaker
this is not a bomb it's a tube of toothpaste
but I'll throw it out and let it go to waste
i gotta pitch the water? but I'm so thirsty!
can i take a sip and then put it in her purse please?
put in my backpack? don't give me flak
my eyes aren't shifty do i look like a maniac?
that's not a bomb that's my underwear
and i don't want a bomb so close to down there
and yea that's my weiner thanks for the pat down
i guess i'll have to board the plane in a clear nightgown