[Verse 1: Matt]
Oh John, (ohhh)
I hear you jerk off a lot (yeah, yeah)
How does it feel to never get laid? (mmmm)
What about Kadejah? (baby's bad girl)
Kadejah's got it all made (aww so tight John)
Damn John (uhh uhh)
Oh John (right in the p**y John)
I hear you've been so bad (uhh uhh)
John (oh baby baby uh uh)
Stop f**ing around
Gilda wants you to be a man (Johnny come f** your mom)
Come on, John
Stop selling d** (getting high on meth)
Stop f**ing Kadejah (come take a dab)
John
I hear you've been so bad
[Verse 2: Lacey]
John
Not wearing underwear (penis)
Not having any cares
Or public hairs (no pubes down there)
[Verse 3: Mary Kate]
Watching midget p**n (oh yeah)
You're really getting hard (ahhh f** me)
When's the last time you saw Kadejah! (Never)
(Kadejah's over there, cum in her pube hair)
My p**ys wet (wetter than the Nile)
TAKE ME BACK TO RIDER!
(Take me to the night were the p**y's wet and it's draining)
[Verse 4: Lacey]
John
f**ing the asians (Kon'nichiwa)
He needs his happy ending and he needs it now (aw yeah boby)
So where's
The nearest ma**age parlor? (5 dolla)
In Brooklyn or upstairs (ta ta ta dow dow)
[Outro: Matt]
Oh John
Why are you acting so bad?
Just f** Mary Kate, f** her real hard
Get over Kadejah drink the night away
Kadejah's gone and she's f**ing Roberto across the hallway
Four Loko's in the house
Johns shoving a bu*t plug up his blouse (I can feel it vibrating)
(Wait John why do you have a blouse around your waist?)
Uh uh uh uh uh
John what are you doing?!
Not much, f**ing, Im f**ing Kadejah
Crob!
Crob, oh crob
Crob, he's f**ing himself over
Getting drunk and high