This morning I read all the bad news
Front and back you know through and through
Now the inks all over my hands
Won't wash off, I don't understand
Please, please no more
Please, please, please no more
Day in and day out
I shake my head in doubt
At least Sunday's got fashion and style
But I just read the funny pages awhile
Please, please no more
Please, please, please no more
Please no more