(Verse) Blurry vision, cloudy memory Styrofoam cups, all on the floor Half eaten pizza, someone named Lisa Left her phone number on an alt Man, what’s going on? So many past out through every inch of my home Who’s cleaning up up up? I’ve gotta wash my face Try to figure out what went down in this place (Chorus) Last night must have been the best night of my life If only I could remember it I swear I’m never getting drunk anymore Broken promises and lust Lu-lu-lu-luuust luuuust sponsored links She broke her promises for lust Lu-lu-lu-luuust luuuust Last night must have been the best night of my life If only I could remember it I swear I’m never getting drunk anymore (Verse) I brush my teeth and start waking peeps up And all I’m hearing is dude you’re the man (dude you’re the man) So I’m like alright okay, but can anybody tell me where did my girlfriend go? Her friends like you’re an F’ up, you don’t deserve her
You F’in loser, you wanna nice er Now I don’t know what it is I dig but I don’t think I’m going crazy because (Chorus) Last night must have been the best night of my life If only I could remember it I swear I’m never getting drunk anymore Broken promises and lust Lu-lu-lu-luuust luuuust She broke her promises for lust Lu-lu-lu-luuust luuuust Last night must have been the best night of my life If only I could remember it I swear I’m never getting drunk anymore (Verse) And the last thing I remember is you’re sickened on the lap of some lame dude That ain’t you And the last thought on my mind was don’t get mad, just get even So that’s just what I did And I don’t care I don’t care I don’t care Because… (Chorus) Last night must have been the best night of my life If only I could remember it (If only I could remember it) I swear I’m never getting drunk anymore