Written by Craig Wiseman and Trey Bruce Well I've got a steady job that pays enough A second hand car that don't break down much I've got a two-toned hound dog wagging it's tail Ed McMahon promised there's a million in the mail Oughta be enough to see a poor boy through But it don't mean nothin' if I ain't got you I've got every 8-track that Elvis ever made Crank it up and dance the night away I got Chardonnay in the frigidaire Dozen ways of telling you how I care Just out the window there's a lovers' moon But it don't mean nothin' if I ain't got you If I ain't got you Baby it's all in vain If I ain't got you It's like a honeymoon with out champagne
A shiny set of rails without a train Well I've got a little dream about the rest of my life Find the perfect girlfriend and make her my wife Start a little family and watch it grow Visit on Sundays after we get old Make enough love to last a whole life through But it don't mean nothin' if I ain't got you If I ain't got you Baby it's all in vain If I ain't got you It's like a honeymoon with out champagne A shiny set of rails without a train I got a double-wide heart with room for two But it don't mean nothin' if I ain't got you No it don't mean nothin' if I ain't got you Ah it don't mean nothin' if I ain't got you