{*Cool V cuts and scratches his own name*} [Biz Markie] I'ma make this brief, like about 30 seconds My DJ, gets all of his respect in Super crazy blendin, so he can sound groovy And it can only be the vibe of Cutmaster Cool V When he cuts the funky record, it sounds so like def And it can be SMOOTH, from right to left But now I'ma shut up and step off from the action It's Cool V give you hits, he do the funky scratchin Cool V go ahead! {*Cool V scratches his own name again and "I do damage!"*} [Biz Markie] Yo, I'd like to tell you about my DJ He cuts the records and he's my protege So check him out without a doubt and you will agree He goes by the name of Cutmaster Cool V Cut the funky records, for me and the crew and You will agree that he will be pursuin A career, and like I have no fear For when he cut the funky records he won't be dissapear Now you think of rockin and MC's know He's highly recognized as the DJ of disco
He can like mix, and he can like cut an' Everytime I rock people say - V what in the heck And they be checkin and, yo wait a second As he be rockin it, always collectin The money or dead presidents, whatever you call it SO COME ON COOL V - GO FOR IT! {*Cool V scratches his own name again and "I do damage!"*} [Biz Markie] Here's a biography about my DJ His name is Cool V And when he cut the funky records, he get respected And he's an Aires So check him out without a doubt as I be gettin down I rock the funky rhythm of a rhymin sound I think I like the way that he cuts for me That's why he's my DJ - {*Cool V!*} Girls! Wherever you call 'em He rocks from here all the way to the Bell forum I'm like tellin you straight on up Everywhere that I go, the boy {*tear sh** up*} {*Cool V scratches "tear sh** up" and his name*} {*various Cool V cribs until the song fades out*}