The 1st day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A Chica in angel wings
The 2nd day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Two turkey Tylers
And a Chica in angel wings
The 3rd day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Three fresh eggs
Two turkey Tylers
And a Chica in angel wings
The 4th day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Four cat-calling birds
Three fresh eggs
Two turkey Tylers
And a Chica in angel wings
The 5th day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Five golden subs
Four cat-calling birds
Three fresh eggs
Two turkeys Tylers
And a Chica in angel wings
The 6th day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
GOOSE!
Five golden subs
Four cat-calling birds
Three fresh eggs
Two turkey Tylers
And a Chica in angel wings
The 7th day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Seven scars for life
GOOSE!
Five golden subs
Four cat-calling birds
Three fresh eggs
Two turkey Tylers
And a Chica in angel wings
The 8th day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eight milky beauties
Seven scars for life
GOOSE!
Five golden subs
Four cat-calling birds
Three fresh eggs
Two turkey Tylers
And a Chica in angel wings
The 9th day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Nine yanderes dancing
Eight milky beauties
Seven scars for life
GOOSE!
Five golden subs
Four cat-calling birds
Three fresh eggs
Two turkey Tylers
And a Chica in angel wings
The 10th day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Ten lords o' leaping
Nine yanderes dancing
Eight milky beauties
Seven scars for life
GOOSE!
Five golden subs
Four cat-calling birds
Three fresh eggs
Two turkey Tylers
And a Chica in angel wings
The 11th day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eleven bathroom break-ins
Ten lords o' leaping
Nine yanderes dancing
Eight milky beauties
Seven scars for life
GOOSE!
Five golden subs
Four cat-calling birds
Three fresh eggs
Two turkey Tylers
And a Chica in angel wings
The 12th day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Twelve muscular bongos
Eleven bathroom break-ins
Ten lords o' leaping
Nine yanderes dancing
Eight milky beauties
Seven scars for life
GOOSE!
Five golden subs
Four cat-calling birds
Three fresh eggs
Two turkey Tylers
And a Chica in angel wings