(Prelude)
I came to this earth to find goodness and God
And to live those Golden Rules
Just me inside this human space suit
Oh, and I brought some simple tools
Got my cell phone on my hip here
Got my beeper over thar
Got super instant text messaging
And a fax machine in my car
There's a TV in the back seat
It's a wide screen plasma thing
Got a GPS that insures success
So I'll never turn up missing
Got a computer in the dashboard
And another one under the hood
Got a micro-chip implanted in my head
So I can keep texting you even after I'm dead
Boy ain't technology GOOD!
But right then an angel called down to me
In a voice all sweetness and bliss
She said perhaps I need to heed her words
And her words, they went something like this,
She was a blue angel
Turn off your cell phone
Turn off your TV
Turn down your pager
Turn off your MP3
You got to turn off your fax machine
Turn off your car
You got to turn ON your HEART Light
If you want to find out where you are
Do the low-tech with me baby!
If you can go NO-tech that's the best
And let your heart light shine up to the heavens, friend
And the Divine'll do the rest
(Yea, the Divine'll do the rest)
You got to get off of the internet
Turn off your computer
You got to log off, check out, turn down, exit
Every thought polluter!
It's not how big your hard drive is
Or how big your TV Screen
You get to shut down, power down,
Time out, turn off, hang up Everything!!!
Do the low-tech with me baby!
If you can go NO-tech that's the best
Just let your heart light shine up to heaven, friend
And the Divine'll do the rest
(Yea, the Divine'll do the rest)
Now when Jesus went into the wilderness
To confront that slippery stranger
He left his cell phone with the Philistines
He left his lap top in the manger!
He didn't need no instant messaging
He didn't need no GPS
Jesus let his heart light shine
And rose above that whole big mess
He went low- tech just for starters
Then he went no-tech just for grins
Why, with the unlimited power of the SOUL phone
You can wash away your sins
When Buddha sat under the Bodhi tree
He freed himself of technology
His suffering was abated
And his spirits were elated
Do the low-tech just like Buddha
See how low-tech you can go
Buddha took it down to nothin' babe
Now there ain't nothin' he don't know
So turn off your cell phone friend
And listen to me
I said, turn ON your SOUL phone
No worry, it's toll free
There's a message inside the silence
There's a healing there within it
You can talk to God any time you want
You were born with unlimited minutes
Do the low-tech with me baby
If you can go no-tech that's the best
Just let your heart light shine up to heaven friend
And through your soul phone you'll be blessed
Just let your heart light shine up to heaven
And the Divine'll do the rest!
(Yea, the Divine'll do the rest)
Hang on a second I think I got a call coming in.
Hang on just a second please.