Phileas the frog was awfully large - To see the muscle in his thighs - A sight bedazzling to your eyes! With plenty there to feed a town - If you would dare to take him down! Phileas the frog could tow a barge. One hefty bound could clear a tree - A scary sight I'll guarantee! And something else to make me dread:
Were he to land upon my head! Phileas the frog was known as 'Sarge -' Accounted by that ma**ive chest. No other frog would care to jest That tidy Phileas! So if you've sense and know your place - And hold some value to your face, Then don't get supercilious With Phileas!