Please, don't sweep the leaves away –
Their essence gives to life's decay.
Never hack the flowers down –
Their colours bless the laughing clown.
Now why the mowing of the lawn?
The severed gra** will lie forlorn.
Let our flora live undressed,
Or under Man, will toil repressed!
I, the tree of standing still –
Erect and proud, and stout of will,
Aglow with motley bark of earth –
Advance my roots for all they're worth,
Internalising Nature's bowels
To snag the devil, tweak his jowls
And pull his hairs from whence they grow!
I'll destroy his pagan show
Of h*mo sapiens' disrespect!
The humble ape must reconnect
With Gaia's plan!