d**h, you're standing rather near!
Don't you understand the fear
You trigger deep within my soul–?
The terror sprung by such a ghoul
Of dark and hideous hue!
Now you're rattling on my door!
I'm sure I threw you out before –
Methinks you really need to learn!
So leg it please and ne'er return
To haunt me ‘gain, now shoo!
Gain a sense of social pride, and
Keep your bearing far and wide –
Perform the deed when I am done –
Be free and loose to have your fun
When I'm too frail to turn and run,
But now I've living to do!