d**h, my friend - so good to see you!
Stand aloft and view my soul!
I have to say you're looking frightful -
Bony chum, you affable ghoul.
d**h, my friend, so charmed I'm sure!
State your case and tell me straight -
Am I worthy of reward, so
Venture I to Heaven's Gate?
d**h, my friend, a new acquaintance!
You're always welcome in my home -
Though the stare from empty sockets
Indicates to Hell we roam!
d**h, my friend - my bosom buddy.
My! your finger points at me!
Be you tired of my frivolity?
Aha, I see - Oblivion, we!