It's this nice 'everything' bagel
with a fat chicken salad dollop
dollopped on it nicely, too, first,
and on top of that chicken salad,
these eight tiny strips of tender
bacon, and then there's a level of
cheddar bubbling because it's been
grilled, and some finely cut strips
of steak also embedded inside the
cheddar, and on top of that's two
big slices of tomato, and one ounce
of shred sh**ake mushrooms, the
awesomest bagel ever, you're not
supposed to sleep with a woman
unless you love her, and these
green Mexican chive-things
sprinkled on top of it all.
So f**ing awesome.