She was asleep when i hobbled to the bed
With a broken foot bleeding
I clawed at her head
"the mirror tumbled on me", i cried
"but it wasn't my fault", i lied
Spend my hole life neurotic and fat
Now i'm just a three-legged cat
Doctor said, "we'll have to amputate that"
So now i'm just a three-legged cat
A three-legged cat