[Verse 1]
What if you get , burried alive
Who's gon' to dig you up from the ground?
What if you chocke on some pie
Who is gonna squeeze it back out?
What if you've got one hand in a garbage disposal
And your other hand switches it on?
Whose third hand is gonna pull your fist hand out
While their fourth hand turns the switch back off?
[Hook]
You need a BFF , Best Friends Forever (yeah)
BFF to help you out whenever (yeah)
BFF , Best Friends Forever
BFF to help you out whenever
[Bridge]
A BFF
[Verse 2]
What if you stick a cotton swab
Too far into your ear?
And it becomes lodged into the side of your brain
And you severely damage your inferior temporal gyrus?
Which is the part of the brain
That helps you process shapes
Who's gonna sit with you
And help you relearn your shapes
So you don't seem like a complete idiot?
[Hook]
You need a BFF , Best Friends Forever (yeah)
BFF to help you out whenever (yeah)
BFF , Best Friends Forever
BFF to help you out whenever
[Bridge]
A BFF