[Intro]
Guess who? D'you miss me?
Jessica Simpson, sing the chorus!
[Hook: Charmagne Tripp]
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me
You're the one they adore
Who they came to see
You're a rock star
Everybody wants you, player
Who can really blame you?
We're the ones who made you
[Verse 1]
Ahem, back by popular demand
Now pop a little Zantac for antacid if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand?
How does it feel? Is it fantastic? Is it grand?
Well, look at all the ma**ive ma**es in the stands
"Shady, man, no, don't ma**acre the fans!"
Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man
She stomped him, just ‘cause he asked to put his hands
On her ma**ive gluteus maximus again
Squeeze it and squish it, then pa** it to a friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can?
Yes, he can-can; don't ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbians offend
But Lindsay, please come back to seeing men
Samantha's a 2; you're practically a 10
I know you want me, girl
In fact, I see you grin; now come in, girl!
[Hook: Charmagne Tripp]
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me
You're the one they adore
Who they came to see
You're a rock star
Everybody wants you, player
Who can really blame you?
We're the ones who made you
[Verse 2]
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie-horse her
Sorry, Portia, but what's Ellen DeGeneres
Have that I don't? Are you telling me tenderness?
Well, I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my Ventolin inhaler, and two Xenadrine
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, baby, say hello to my little friend!
Brit, forget K-Fed, let's cut off the middleman
Forget him or you're gonna end up in the hospital again
And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge
Forget them other men, girl, pay them little attention
And little did I mention that Jennifer's in
Love with me, John Mayer, so sit on the bench
Man, I swear them other guys, you give 'em an inch
They take a mile; they got style, but it isn't Slim's
[Hook: Charmagne Tripp]
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me
You're the one they adore
Who they came to see
You're a rock star
Everybody wants you, player
Who can really blame you?
We're the ones who made you
[Pre-Verse: Eminem]
And that's why, my love
You'll never live without
I know you want me girl
‘Cause I can see you're checking me out
And baby, you know
You know you want me too
Don't try to deny it, baby
I'm the only one for you (*fart*)
[Verse 3]
Damn, girl, I'm beginning to sprout an Alfalfa
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out?
You think that's bad, you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
Man, Cash, I don't mean to mess with your gal, but
Jessica Alba put her breasts on my mouth (blup!)
Wowzers! I just made a mess in my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
"Lord, help us, he's back in his pink Alf shirt
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit!"
I think he's 'bout to flip, Jessica
Rest a**ured Superman's here to rescue ya
Can you blame me? You're my Amy, I'm your Blake
Matter of fact, bake me a birthday cake
With a saw blade in it to make my jailbreak
Baby, I think you just met your soulmate
Now break it down, girl
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me
You're the one they adore
Who they came to see
You're a rock star
Everybody wants you, player
Who can really blame you?
We're the ones who made you
So Baby get down down down down
So Baby get down down down down
So Baby get down down down down
So Baby get down down down down
So Baby get down down down down
So Baby get down down down down
So Baby get down down down down
So Baby get down down get down
[Outro]
Amy! Rehab never looked so good!
I can't wait, I'm going back
Ha ha, woo! Dr. Dre! 2020!