There weren't no rhymin' at the beginning right there
Ahh yeah, I'm just gonna bring them in like an introduction
I gotcha, I gotcha super Mario. Mario... Mario
Ahhhhright y'all, comin' to you with full force
Yo, I'm not on the sauce
But we gonna do it a little something like this
Never trust a HAL-9000
When it comes to fire, I'm dousin'
Pick up your mic and start joustin'
Prayin' mantis style, not Shaolin
I don't want the capers, I'm frownin'
Order in vegertarian shark's fin
Throwin' chrome-domes in a tail spin
'Cause I don't drink scotch and I don't drink gin
When it comes to books with rhymes within
Packed like sardines in a tin
Tight-a** parties I'm roustin'
Karate-chop some round-housin'
Ahh, that was Mario's fault!
(Beatboxing)