I know there's lots of kind of love in the world And they're not all romantic And not all for boys and girls But what we have doesn't have certain definition 'Cause I love you just as much I hate my college tuition And that we're basically like dating Without all the romance Don't get me wrong I think you're pretty But I don't want in your pants It's just that I'm in best friend love with you So I wrote this song for you And I know you think it's weird, it's true But I’m in best friend love with you And I think we should go all the way In the 100% friendzone way And I can’t get you out of my head And as long we're in separate beds I wouldn't mind spending the rest of my life with you Like maybe we would work out if we were single and were gay But what I’m really trying to say is
I don’t love you like Shang loves Mulan You’re more like the Robin Hood to my little John And I love you like auto tune loves t-pain Like a prostitute loves crack c**aine I love you like batman wishes his parents hadn’t died Like Anne frank wanted to f**in' go outside You’re more than my best friend You’re my partner in crime That I’d never ever make out with except for that one time And I know you think it’s weird, it’s true But I’m in best friend love with you And I think we should go all the way In the 100% friendzone way And I can’t get you out of my head And as long as were in separate beds I wouldn’t mind spending the rest of my life with you Whoa- oh Best friend love Best friend love Don’t need no love glove with best friend love.