[Don the Slave-Boy:]
I love licking Mariah's a**hole so much, oh God
Mariah's got a k**er a**, k**er tits, and a k**er bod
Mariah could sit on my face all day and I would be amazed
Swear to omnipotent God in the Heavens, her a** fell from grace
I love s**ing Mariah's gases so much, oh God
Mariah's got a k**er a**, k**er tits, and a k**er bod
While we're talking about k**ers
I really wouldn't mind if I died underneath Mariah's bu*t
Punch me in the face, punch me in the chest
And punch me in my nuts
[Mariah, spoken:]
Gladly, f*ggot!
[a punching sound is heard and Don whimpers in pain]
[loud fart noise]