[Verse 1: Mariah]
b**h, take a long gander at my luscious f**in' a**
b**h, your only life's goal is sniffin' motherf**in' gas
Cause the gas from my a** just can't be matched
It's the realest damn deal with no strings attached
Whether I'm standing with all my weight on your throat
Or if I sh**ted in your mouth and you began to choke
Nobody's life in the world could be better
My a** is gettin' bigger and my farts are gettin' wetter
Goddamn, f*ggot, how ya like the stench of my rump?
Care if I stand upon your nut-sack? Jump, jump, jump
f**in' flattened to juice is all those motherf**ers are
I wanna put 'em in a blender or run 'em down with a car
Whether it's fart, belch, spit, snot, shart, sh**, or piss
I know you'll f**in' consume it
Now give that sh** a kiss
[Chorus: Mariah]
Mariah has the best-lookin' a** on the earth
A quadrillion dollars is less than that sh**'s worth
f*ggot, quit it!
No matter how much your a** wiggles
It ain't gonna stop the weight of my a**-cheeks' jiggles
[Verse 2: Mariah]
Goddamn! f*g, you need a buzz, you're lookin' scruffy
Goddamn! Smell that fart, b**h? Was it puffy?
Quit f**in' beggin', whinin', b**hin', quit your pleas
Lick the seams of my jeans and then I'll let you free
Second thought, better lick my bare a** too
Get right to lickin', b**h, oh never mind that goo
It's just bu*t-cheese, it ain't a big deal
At least I wiped good enough, consider that a steal
Gotta do some a**-s**in, f*g, it's your duty
I made you dedicate your life to cleanin' out this booty