There's a cat in the wall
And I listen to him squall
In the morning when I'm stretching
Hear him choking, hear him retching
It's a shame about the noise
Because it scares away the boys
In the evening when we coo-ing
And that p**y starts purring
And the neighbours of my mom
Taking wages on the phone
Saying where'd she ever get the nerve
When will she get what she deserves
Come let's pray the lightning bolts allow
And the neighbours of my mom
Taking wages on the phone
Must've been a hefty fall
Must've built the walls around him
And it's a wonder no one's found him
But I'll never shoo him out
Cause he moves around the house
In my arteries he gets
Now he's bumping through my brain
In my veins, in my mouth
Till I scream and cough out loud
But he's just a little ghost
He's just a shade of what he was
Because, because, because, because, because
Of the rotten things he does
And the neighbours of my mom
Still don't know that cat is gone