[Verse 1]
I'm not eating chocolate 'cause I want to
I'm not eating chocolate 'cause it tastes so good
Stop saying I'm eating chocolate 'cause it's my favorite food
If you want to know why, come closer and I'll tell you-oh
[Chorus]
I'm eating chocolate 'cause Dementors want to s** my soul
They're chasing me, obtain my spirit is their one and only goal
I'm eating chocolate 'cause Dementors want to take control
They're chasing me, take me to Azkaban is their only goal
I'm eating chocolate 'cause Dementors want to s** my soul
They're chasing me, obtain my spirit is their one and only goal
I'm eating chocolate 'cause Dementors want to take control
They're chasing me, take me to Azkaban is their only goal
Oh, take me to Azkaban is their only goal
[Verse 2]
Chocolate is more than a work of art
That's mouth-watering delicious and enchantingly dark
Chocolate is needed for reasons bigger than that
Chocolate is necessary, it needs to be said
[Chorus]
I'm eating chocolate 'cause Dementors want to s** my soul
They're chasing me, obtain my spirit is their one and only goal
I'm eating chocolate 'cause Dementors want to take control
They're chasing me, take me to Azkaban is their only goal
I'm eating chocolate 'cause Dementors want to s** my soul
They're chasing me, obtain my spirit is their one and only goal
I'm eating chocolate 'cause Dementors want to take control
They're chasing me, take me to Azkaban is their only goal
Oh, take me to Azkaban is their only goal
[Verse 3]
Muggles need to learn how to protect themselves
Against Dementors with a trick I know so well
There's one thing you can do to escape from hell
Listen closely to this story, it might ring a bell
[Chorus]
I'm eating chocolate 'cause Dementors want to s** my soul
They're chasing me, obtain my spirit is their one and only goal
I'm eating chocolate 'cause Dementors want to take control
They're chasing me, take me to Azkaban is their only goal
I'm eating chocolate 'cause Dementors want to s** my soul
They're chasing me, obtain my spirit is their one and only goal
I'm eating chocolate 'cause Dementors want to take control
They're chasing me, take me to Azkaban is their only goal
Oh, take me to Azkaban is their only goal
[Bridge]
I never said that chocolate
Isn't the best thing that's ever been created
And I never said that chocolate
Isn't more amazing than any boy I've ever dated
The only message I wanna send with this song
Is that I don't eat chocolate cause I like it
I want it, I adore it, but I only consume it
Cause it helps me to survive
[Chorus]
I'm eating chocolate 'cause Dementors want to s** my soul
They're chasing me, obtain my spirit is their one and only goal
I'm eating chocolate 'cause Dementors want to take control
They're chasing me, take me to Azkaban is their only goal
I'm eating chocolate 'cause Dementors want to s** my soul
They're chasing me, obtain my spirit is their one and only goal
I'm eating chocolate 'cause Dementors want to take control
They're chasing me, take me to Azkaban is their only goal
Oh, take me to Azkaban is their only goal
[Outro]
Oh, take me to Azkaban
Is their only goal