When I grow up to be a dog
When I grow up to be a dog
I'm gonna howl at you, dad.
Hey, make me a snack.
Go to sleep, you little creep.
Your father loves you, but he needs peace.
Why don't you give some to me if you can?
Mama, give some to me if you can.
When I grow up to be a cow
When I grow up to be a cow
I'm gonna "moo" at you, man.
Pour me some milk.
Go to sleep, you little creep.
Your father loves you, but he needs peace.
Why don't you give some to me if you can?
Mama, give some to me if you can.
Honey, give some to me if you can.
Oh, if you can.
Go to sleep, you little creep.
Your father loves you, but he needs peace.
So why don't you give some to me if you can?
Mama, give some to me if you can.
Darling, give some to me if you can.
Oh, if you can.