Intro: Margaret Cho
With every p**y
A pair of shoes will go to a child in need
Verse 1: Awkwafina
Yeah
Flip a stereotype
How an Asian b**h got concubines?
Turn a grown man to a bashful bride
With a vag that will leave him immobilized
But 'fina wasn't born with the gas
As a matter of fact, I was born with a rash
As a matter of fact, got a concave a**
Still the hoes line up like a paragraph
Hook: Awkafina and Margaret
Yellow b**hes in the driver's seat (x3)
b**h drive that Corolla right into the streets
Yellow b**hes in the driver's seat (x3)
b**h drive that Corolla right into the streets
We got that bomb p**y
That Long Duk Dong p**y
Make you call your mom p**y
Get a pair of TOMS p**y
Got that Soon Yi p**y
Be all you want to be p**y
That Giving Tree p**y
You belong to me p**y
Verse 2: Margaret Cho
Hello, this is taste of jasmine
Never been, never will be a has-been
Rub it, you'll feel like Aladdin
I'll dish it cause I might be into casting
Verse 3: Awkwafina
Us yellow b**hes livin' fancy gettin' beef like Kobe
Us yellow b**hes datin' white boys that look just like Moby
Us yellow b**hes eatin' fruits and sh** at karaoke
Pull up in a second hand Mazda
Pull up in a Hyundai Elantra
Hook: Awakafina and Margaret
Yellow b**hes in the driver's seat (x3)
b**h drive that Corolla right into the streets
We got that bomb p**y
That Long Duk Dong p**y
Make you call your mom p**y
Get a pair of TOMS p**y
Got that Soon Yi p**y
Be all you want to be p**y
That Giving Tree p**y
You belong to me p**y
[Outra Awkwafina (Margaret Cho)]:
(Came out my belly with a suture
Awkwafina is the future)
Aw thank you that's so sweet
Thank you Margaret
Margaret?
(Hello
Every p**y
A pair of shoes will go to a child in need)
Why would you-
Why the accent? Ok
(With every p**y
A pair of shoes will go to a child in need)
(I feel like we didn't necessarily agree to that
I don't think we have to)
(Hello?)
Ok. Hi. Hi yes
(How come you never call me?)
I think the accent is unnecessary
(How come you never call me?
Finally
Call me
Press 1 for pickup
Press 2 for delivery)