{Hook: MARCU5theBAW5} Just, just call up the Haxman. (Hello?) It's never been a bad plan, not at all The phone's right there (The phone's right there) Just, just call up the Haxman. (Hello?) It's never been a bad plan, not at all The phone's right there (The phone's right there) {Interlude: BAW5theMARCU5} BAW5theMARCU5! {Verse 1: BAW5theMARCU5} You'll get knocked into last week See you in 51 weeks, don't put it past me To get right to blasting, your Mind Blown Thought it was a name drop? You're reading Five's lyrics with your eyes closed! I'm spinning like a cyclone, Mean Look how my eyes go No contact in these cuts, they be calling me a psycho Hits critical, I guess you'd take a liking to that Cause you can will yourself to victory relying on that! I-I-I-I'm serving a revenge dish, don't go into my mentions I'm calling up the Haxman, I move last like Revenge did If you want these problems I'ma really get offensive Should've seen it coming I don't know what I expected Never with the bulljive, I'm quick to detect it Hitting you with coverage, I'm a legend like Mesprit Stacking up the blocks like a losing game of Tetris And you know just who to call if measures getting desperate (AAAAHHHHH!) {Hook: MARCU5theBAW5} Just, just call up the Haxman. (Hello?) It's never been a bad plan, not at all The phone's right there (The phone's right there) Just, just call up the Haxman. (Hello?)
It's never been a bad plan, not at all The phone's right there (The phone's right there) {Interlude: The Flying Haxman} I'm the Flying Haxman! {Verse 2: The Flying Haxman} It's been a rather long three and a half years Been back behind the scenes, I can't show you what's back here Another long hiatus, after this I might retire Then I'll pull up in something that looks like the Flame Flyer They couldn't hide the wrath of me Making deals with the Haxman, just to turn around and start to laugh at me. (What?) I'm the reason their records resemble mastery. (Hello?) Because of me their suspect test run was a masterpiece. (Heeeh!) Kinda funny how you don't hear me credited Hopping on the verse it's larger than the relevance So many matches they forgot my autograph is on And I tower over folks like Duraludon I'm the Flying Haxman, hear the money talk Whip look like a ship, I'm clicking skip if you hitting me with that funny talk Know I've made my mark when it storm again If you're selling low I'm running off with Sponge's soul and you'll be born again! (Haaaah!) {Hook: MARCU5theBAW5} Just, just call up the Haxman. (Hello?) It's never been a bad plan, not at all The phone's right there (The phone's right there) Just, just call up the Haxman. (Hello?) It's never been a bad plan, not at all The phone's right there (The phone's right there) (Hello? Hello?)