(Spoken Intro)
[ANNOUNCER]
Well, ladies and gentlemen, the battle of the s**es is over. Don't believe me? Here's the proof! Please welcome the co-authors of the new book, "Here's to Love," Mrs. Barbara Novak-Block and Mr. Catcher Block
(Chorus 1)
[CATCHER]
Barbara, I'd like to propose a toast
To the topic I dig the most
[BARBARA]
Catch, let me dust off my loving cup
[BOTH]
Hey bartender, fill 'er up!
[BARBARA]
Look how the neon starts to flicker
[CATCHER]
Love's like a shot, but works much quicker
[BARBARA]
And you're a man who can hold his liquor
[BOTH]
Cheers, here's to love!
[BARBARA]
I'm an Old Fashioned and you're the cherry
[CATCHER]
I've got a thirst that's legendary
[BARBARA]
That's why I fired your secretary
[BOTH]
Cheers, here's to love!
[CATCHER]
Life's a martini
[BARBARA]
And you're the shaker
[CATCHER]
And baby, I sure pack a punch
[BARBARA]
You make Dean Martin look like a Quaker
[CATCHER]
But now it's only you for dinner
[BARBARA]
Breakfast
[CATCHER]
And lunch
I hear the march that's calling for us
[BARBARA]
We'll walk down the aisle to an angel's chorus
[CATCHER]
I'll be your Rock if you'll be my Doris
[BOTH]
Sweet heavens above!
[BARBARA]
Why is the waiter smiling at us?
[CATCHER]
He knows what we're thinking of
Oh, can the tears
[BOTH]
Cheers, baby here's to love!
(Chorus 2)
[BARBARA]
You've got the lips to wet my whistle
[CATCHER]
If that doesn't getcha, maybe this'll
[BARBARA]
Cupid just launched a guided missile
[BOTH]
Cheers, here's to love!
[BARBARA]
Your eyes are so intoxicating
[CATCHER]
Bottoms up, babe, let's get to mating
[BARBARA]
I'll bet it bears reiterating
[BOTH]
Cheers, here's to love!
Though it ain't New Year's, pop the champagne
And let's take a spin on the floor
[CATCHER]
Your moves are good
[BARBARA]
I'm feelin' no pain
[BOTH]
So let's pay the check and slip out the back door!
We took Manhattan without the bitters
We're stayin' put, last call's for quitters
Soon it will be just babysitters
[CATCHER]
'Cause this hawk's now a dove
Baby, the cab is blowin' its horn
[BARBARA]
But I can't find my hat and my glove
[CATCHER]
Oh, can the tears
[BOTH]
Cheers, baby here's to love!
(Spoken outro)
[CATCHER]
Here's mud in your eye!
[BARBARA]
Here's lookin' at you, kid!
[CATCHER]
This is to put hairs on your chest, not that I'd want that
[BOTH]
Here's to love