(Spoken Intro) [ANNOUNCER] Well, ladies and gentlemen, the battle of the s**es is over. Don't believe me? Here's the proof! Please welcome the co-authors of the new book, "Here's to Love," Mrs. Barbara Novak-Block and Mr. Catcher Block (Chorus 1) [CATCHER] Barbara, I'd like to propose a toast To the topic I dig the most [BARBARA] Catch, let me dust off my loving cup [BOTH] Hey bartender, fill 'er up! [BARBARA] Look how the neon starts to flicker [CATCHER] Love's like a shot, but works much quicker [BARBARA] And you're a man who can hold his liquor [BOTH] Cheers, here's to love! [BARBARA] I'm an Old Fashioned and you're the cherry [CATCHER] I've got a thirst that's legendary [BARBARA] That's why I fired your secretary [BOTH] Cheers, here's to love! [CATCHER] Life's a martini [BARBARA] And you're the shaker [CATCHER] And baby, I sure pack a punch [BARBARA] You make Dean Martin look like a Quaker [CATCHER] But now it's only you for dinner [BARBARA] Breakfast [CATCHER] And lunch I hear the march that's calling for us [BARBARA] We'll walk down the aisle to an angel's chorus [CATCHER] I'll be your Rock if you'll be my Doris [BOTH] Sweet heavens above!
[BARBARA] Why is the waiter smiling at us? [CATCHER] He knows what we're thinking of Oh, can the tears [BOTH] Cheers, baby here's to love! (Chorus 2) [BARBARA] You've got the lips to wet my whistle [CATCHER] If that doesn't getcha, maybe this'll [BARBARA] Cupid just launched a guided missile [BOTH] Cheers, here's to love! [BARBARA] Your eyes are so intoxicating [CATCHER] Bottoms up, babe, let's get to mating [BARBARA] I'll bet it bears reiterating [BOTH] Cheers, here's to love! Though it ain't New Year's, pop the champagne And let's take a spin on the floor [CATCHER] Your moves are good [BARBARA] I'm feelin' no pain [BOTH] So let's pay the check and slip out the back door! We took Manhattan without the bitters We're stayin' put, last call's for quitters Soon it will be just babysitters [CATCHER] 'Cause this hawk's now a dove Baby, the cab is blowin' its horn [BARBARA] But I can't find my hat and my glove [CATCHER] Oh, can the tears [BOTH] Cheers, baby here's to love! (Spoken outro) [CATCHER] Here's mud in your eye! [BARBARA] Here's lookin' at you, kid! [CATCHER] This is to put hairs on your chest, not that I'd want that [BOTH] Here's to love