"I Saved The Planet Earth (Dr. Who)" by Marc Gunn, Nov 26, 2006 I heard a loud sound outside my d**tore So I stuck out my head A man stepped out of a blue telephone box And this is what he said, "Last night, with the help of your mailbox A hypernova gave birth Last night with the help of your mailbox I saved the planet earth." He told me how an alien wrote a short letter As an introduction to the human race But when he licked the envelope, the glue touched his tongue And a hypernova collapsed in its place. This hypernova sent waves of destruction in its path A ladybug was the first to see, it's true She realized it couldn't pa** through the steal mailbox So she telephoned her friend, The Doctor. Who? Well The Doctor he appeared outside the d**tore The letter he dropped in the mailbox Five minutes later he opened up the box and earth was saved Then The Doctor was arrested by the cops.