Just because I'm lazy
I'm not as dirty as your dog
Just because I'm lazy
I'm not as dirty as no dog
And even though I'm still in school
I'm still trying very hard
Well my parents want me to pay 'em rent
They feel they're being robbed
Yeah my parents want me to pay 'em rent
They feel they're being robbed
But I've got bigger fish to fry
My girlfriend called me "Bob"
I listen to this punk rock station on my radio
Hey I listen to this punk rock station on my radio
Yeah I even bought me a cool tape
So I got cool punk rock to go
Yeah I even bought me a cool tape
So I got cool punk rock to go
Yeah! I can't stand it
Got to have it!
Corrosion of conformity
M-O-D
S-O-D
G-O-D
D-A-D Coming into my room late at night
When I listen to the punk rock radio station
By the moonlight
Get outta here dad!
I got my own thing going on!
My own thing
And I ain't never gonna stop
I ain't ever gonna stop
When I was just a young boy
I was up in the mountains at this roadside restaurant
Pull into this roadside drive-in
"The Tasty Freeze"
And there was this young boy there
With big freckles and red hair
And he was kinda chunky
And I could tell he was raised on
Kidney beans and corn
And his name was 'I Am Not To Be Scorned'
So I said to him, sitting there in the parking lot,
Of this here Tasty Freeze
And chili......
I said to the young boy,
"What do you listen to up in these parts?"
And he looked at me
And then he looked over at the mint colored countertop
Where we're seated
A plastic tray filled with the most delicious donuts
Any truck driving man would want
And he told me about this station
That comes in up over the radio hill
Floats down in the middle of the night
From the college
And there's a nice sounding little girl there
She plays Ministry
This is what he told me
She plays Ministry,
Gene Love's "Jezebel",
Social Distortion,
Something about a bunny....Bunnymen
And he ripped open that plastic case
And he took out a chocolate cream peanut bu*ter
Jim dandy donut
And he took a big bite and cream fell all over the floor
Of the Tasty Freeze and Chili