Won't You Join The Army Now So You Can Fight And You Can Die? (x4) Join the army for a way of life You'll learn respect and discipline They'll train you hard to be a man And even to live free of sin In just two years you'll be a machine That destroys anything within its path And after all that brainwashing You'll legally be a psychopath F*ck the army and its way of life The patriotic way to fight With blood and guts and endless screams How can you say it's built on dreams? Dreams of d**h and a horrid nation Prisoners in camps of concentration Is this your f*cking way of life? A pathetic holocaustic strife! Won't You Join The Army Now So You Can Fight And You Can Die? (x4) Travel the world, see foreign nations Boost your ego in public relations Learn of cultures and different races That soon you'll be tearing to pieces See the famine and poverty That's destroying third world countries To help a country, you'll start a war Relentless U.S. corporate who*e F*ck your building industrialization In a country not meant for civilization Making them work in sh** hole cages
Exploiting them with lower wages They don't want your aid or sympathy With your establishing a false democracy Stuff your fascist vision of farce As you sh** their pride out of your arse! Attention, about face, forward, march! } sung but not printed Hut two three four (x4) } in record sleeve foldout Won't You Join The Army Now So You Can Fight And You Can Die? (x4) Well now the army sounds good to you They'll even give you an education too But the future looks grim with talk of nuclear war How will we survive past 1994 It seems the issue is world domination Your apathetic greed will lead to termination F*cking around with deadly toys Is not a game for grown up boys! F*ck your nuclear submarine base That'll destroy what's left of the human race All this talk of nuclear power A deadly rain, atomic shower Pandemonium, insanity and fear This talk of d**h I don't want to hear I think it's time to stop this war Your ignorant rivalry will be a deadly score So now you've joined the army Indulged the lies they've fed, and now you're dead