Uh. Check, check one, two. (Check one, two) Check, check (Check, is this?) Check, check one, two. (Come one) Uhm, [?] my mic's little hot. [?] No, no. That's little hot coutu-ure. [?] (Check mic two, mic two) Mix it on point. Turn me up little, turn me up. [Clearing throat] La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. (Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi) I sound terrible, I sound like a, a to-, uh like a, like a man. [Clearing throat again] I know there's like a, a bu*ton we can press, to make me sound like a woman. [Woman singing] No. That's, that's [?] that's too much woman, that's too much woman. Thank you. Just make me sound like Rosie the Robot, or something. No. I want, I wanna sound like Will.I.Am. [Playing Manila's robotically auto-tuned voice]
Yeah, no. [Manila's robotically auto-tuned voice keeps playing] That... it just sounded like Cher's, Believe. [Manila's robotically auto-tuned voice keeps playing] One, two. Oh. [Manila's robotically auto-tuned voice keeps playing] Could I just sing it a monotone? Try just, try just talk the whole thing And do the whole ovah. [Manila's robotically auto-tuned voice keeps playing] Let's just, yeah. Imma tryna, Yeah, I'm gonna sing the whole thing in just like my regular voice and you just do the a-auto-tu-u-u-u-u-u-ne. This is why microphones at a gay bar always think I'm the top. Is this what it feels like to be Ke$ha? Oh, yeah. It's, it's on honey, it's. This mic is turn on, honey.