We all know. THAT guy
5 foot eight, colored hair and like skin
Hand on his junk and nuts, watching p**nos, sh**
He got off to p**no flicks and
He dreamed of f**ing a girl who look liked a video vixen
In reality, he wanted to find real love, so he was always wishin
He denied it in front of his homies, he wanted a girl to hug and kiss and
Thinks of it every night, fightin frights, keepin him awake
Til he met this girl, stood 5'3
She wasn't obese, but she had a little weight
Big brown eyes, but she didn't skate
Not a smoker like him, but she loved to paint
Walls, yards and even freeways
He really liked this girl, but he had no game
So instead of flirting, he would ask her “when you gonna let me smash” “when we gonna f**?”
He didn't know the right words, he was stuck
This is the reason, they stopped talking for a months
Every day he thought of her, like she did him. is this infatuation? or is it young love?
He kinda struggles in school, but she offers to help, so its all cool
This is just an excuse to get closer, he gets nervous, never hits her up
She thought she f**ed up, she feels distraught as f**
She's a graduate in college, and everyone says it's best to her knowledge if she wouldn't acknowledge his existence
But she liked him, she didn't give a big sh**
Out of nowhere, as a coincidence, her homegirl dates his friend
If they keep coming back, kinda like a trend
He wanted to contact her so f**ing bad
And she's nervous to make the first move, so it kinda ruins plans
Til homegirl's boyfriend bring him around
They're so nervous together, they don't make a sound
Both sides of their crews teased
They liked each other, everyone knew
Finally he tells her “i really like you. more than friends. if you don't feel that way, dont trip i understand. but i really wouldn't want our friendship to end.”
She smiles and says yes, inside what to do
Happy as f**, the sky looks a clearer blue
He holds her hand in front of everyone, they talk sh** and they mock
This is the girl, who makes his heart stop
Same night there's a party, and everyone is all drunk
She pa**ed out in his arms, can he get a quick f**?
But he doesn't, he wraps his arms around her and touches her face
"you're so f**ing pretty, and i'm pretty glad that you're with me"
She halfway wakes up, she has bedroom eyes
He's sleepy, he got that tired tone in his voice
They stare and share a glare, smile and the next minute
They share their first kiss, let me get up in it
He wished he could cherish this forever
They're still dating still to this day
But they're way past the dating stage