She's so pa**ive but she's looking good
He's so pa**ive but he's looking good
They are together but really they're apart
They are together but do not belong, but do not belong
Yes ladies and gentlemen
Let's fall asleep to a plastic lullaby
The ballad of kate and johnny
The ballad of adam and naomi
The ballad of michael and helena
The ballad is forever changing
She's so pa**ive but happy in her way
He's so pa**ive but happy in his way
They do not think just sit and they pretend
They sit around and pray for it to end, pray for it to end
Yes ladies and gentlemen
Let's fall asleep to a plastic lullaby
The ballad of kate and johnny
The ballad of adam and naomi
The ballad of hugh and elizabeth
The ballad is forever changing
I'm so pa**ive hopeless f**ing mess
We're so pa**ive do our bit for charity
From bosnia to london we do it all for free, we do it all for free