[Hook: Micki Ninaj]
f** Buddy f** Buddy. You can f** me buddy. f** Buddy f** Buddy. You can f** me buddy
(Chorus played repeatedly throughout entire song)
[Verse 1: Diego Johnson]
I had a f** buddy once but now that s*ut is f**ing dead
I came in her mouth and blew her brains out her head
At the funeral her mom came up to me and asked "why?"
So I pulled out my dick and poked her in her f**ing eye
I ran to the front and took a big sh** in the casket
Now her coffin is like a sh** picnic's picnic basket
Her family said she never swallowed baby all they said was lies
I can only see the truth with these f**ing acorn eyes
I shat a Glock today, from where the hell did it come?
Sometimes I wonder if there's a wormhole in my f**ing bum
In one hand I got my co*k in the other I got my Glock
I think about Stevie Brock while I stare at the clock
Diego Johnson in this b**h. The lead-off hitter went yard!
I'm glad that my flow left everybody's dicks hard
It really doesn't matter if your a**hole is muddy
No matter what JG you can be my bloody f** buddy
[Verse 2: Jay G]
Pop rocks and s**ing co*ks
My girl do her f**in in her socks
I shot my load to give her an enlightening
She came as fast as lightening
Taking co*ks left and right dont worry b**h it won't bite
I only heard of one girl losin her sight
I saw the blood when I came so deep, I thought I could make her count them sheep
But b**h I ain't so cheap, grab that hangar and shove it deep
You see, I treat my towel, like I treat my wife
If you ain't careful, it will be your life
Double penetration creates total annihilation for this generation
When them dicks cum together, it becomes a gay sensation
I need to pee, can't you see
Why everybody be so condescending to me?
I just tell how it be, n***as of all colors wanna be just like me
I piss gold, can't you see Young Sweeny be that n***a with me
[Verse 3: Jake Sweeney]
My name be Young Sweeney, I beat off all over chumps
But I always be careful, I'm checking my breast for lumps
I'm so fresh cuz I stay fly and when that b**h says hi, I slap my dick right into her eye
Then I grab her thigh and tell her nice try, but b**h next time, this sh** won't fly
Girl I see you wearing them pee n me's so why don't you come over here a sing to me
While I take my dick and penetrate thee
We're not like those cali swag n***as, we can't teach you how to dougie
Im getting head from this s*ut underneath my blue snuggie
We open all day like a seven eleven
24 hours a day b**h, we're always in heaven
We may looks like otters, but look here b**h!
We're like Harry Potter, we catch that snitch
My boy Diego Johnson may seem like a wizard
But who am I to talk I'm f**ing a lizard
Gecko girl rock, baby I came in that sock
Now I hand it off to my fly n***a T-Flock
[Verse 4: MANIAC]
I like my cream like I like my slaves…Whipped!
And I like my vaginas like I like my muscles…Ripped!
I walk into the abortion clinic and they give me the V-I-P
Then I walk up to a fetus and begin to S-I-P
As soon as I see the dead fetus
My mind begins to scream “feed us”
I love little boys, my favorite pokemon is Muk
When I see a 2 inch penis all I want to do is f**
Have u ever gone a** to a** with a dick?
If you ever witnessed that sh** you would feel f**ing sick
The vagina mask can make the gayest bj straight
This invention allows a mouth and my dick to conjugate
I sh** out dicks like my a** is a co*k factory
All the gays I sh** on find it very satisfactory
I'm the kind of guy who buys cigarettes for little kids
Then I trap them in my basement and shoot some dirty vids