Here's the friend I never had
He's so good at being bad
He's my little doggie dude
And these are all the shoes he chewed
(What!)
He goes walking to down the street
Biting everyone he meets
Bark and snap and sniff and scratch
Show some teeth and then attack
I love my purple ball of fluff
I'll flip a switch and turn him off
(Nope, turn on!)
Ruff, ruff, ruff
He loves to howl
Ruff, ruff, ruff
Oh, what a growl
Ruff, ruff, ruff
Just watch him play
And chase those annoying brats away
Fangs that glisten in the sun
They make all the children run
He's the toughest little cur
A fighting fleabag full of fur
I'll get rid of Sporta-spud
Me and my canine bud
With my plan that's so darned clever
I'll make him leave town forever
I love my little robot hound
He's the meanest mutt around
Ruff, ruff, ruff
He loves to howl
Ruff, ruff, ruff
Oh, what a growl
Ruff, ruff, ruff
Just watch him play
And chase those annoying brats away
One more time
Ruff, ruff, ruff
He loves to howl
Ruff, ruff, ruff
Oh, what a growl
Ruff, ruff, ruff
Just watch him play
And chase those annoying brats away
Ha ha ha ha ha ha