I'm the master of disguise
I can vanish from your eyes
I can be in different places
With my many friendly faces in disguise
Sometimes it's so nifty
When I'm really, really shifty in disguise
It's disguise time
It's so easy to deceive you
With the sneaky little tricks
And to make you believe
Each character that I pick, hey
When you look for me
I'm gone in front of your eyes
People call me the master of disguise
I'm as sneaky as can be
No one's sneakier than me
I can get so sly and loathing
When I dress in other clothing in disguise
You walk right by me
Not knowing that I'm slimy
A scary dinosaur with a loud ferocious roar
I'm so glad, that I'm so tricky
Even so St. Nicky
When you look for me
I'm gone in front of your eyes
People call me the master of disguise
Ha ha ha
I'm the master of disguise