madman drummers bummers Indians in the summer With a teenage diplomat In the dumps with the mumps As the adolescent pumps His way into his hat With a boulder on my shoulder Feeling kinda older I tripped a merry-go-round With this very unpleasing Sneezing and wheezing The calliope crashed to the ground Blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night Blinded by the light She got down but she never got tight She's gonna make it through the night Some silicone sister With her manager mister Told me i've got what it takes She said i'll turn you on sonny to Something strong Play the song with the funky break
And go-kart mozart Was checking out the weather chart To see if it was safe outside And little early pearly Came by in her curly wurly And asked me if i needed a ride Mama always told me not to look into The eyes of the sun But mama that's where the fun is Some brimstone baritone Anticyclone rolling stone Preacher from the east Says dethrone the dictaphone Hit it in its funnybone That's where they expect it least And some new mown chaperone Was standing in the corner Watching the young girls dance And some fresh-sewn moonstone Was messin' with his frozen zone Reminding him of romance