In the not-too-distant future-
Next Sunday A.D.-
There was a guy named Joel
Not too different from you or me
He worked at Gizmonic Institute
Just another face in a red jumpsuit
He did a good job cleaning up the place
But his bosses didn't like him
So they shot him into space
We'll send him cheesy movies
The worst we can find
He'll have to sit and watch them all
And we'll monitor his mind
Now keep in mind Joel can't control
Where the movies begin or end
Because he used those special parts
To make his robot friends
Robot Roll Call:
Cambot!
Gypsy!
Tom Servo!
Croooow!
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts (la la la)
Then repeat to yourself, "It's just a show
I should really just relax
For Mystery Science Theater 3000!"