I'm Mr. Average, I live right next door
A company man, I drive a company car
I've got a beautiful wife, two lovely kids
An ambitious man, always try to win
I'm Mr. average, a family man
I've gotta have more, any way I can
I've got a beautiful wife and a lovely home
Always try my best, I've got to win
I'm Mr. Average, bills to be paid
Promotion's on, options to be weighed
Still got a beautiful wife, two lovely kids
I've got my mind made up, I've got to win
Still got a beautiful wife, my lovely kids
I've got my mind made up I've got to live
I'm Mr. Average, and the pressure's on
I work every night sometimes till dawn
Still got my beautiful wife, two lovely kids
I've got my mind made up, I've got to win
Still got my beautiful wife and lovely kids
I've got my mind made up, still got to win
I'm Mr. Average, the man next door
I've hit the booze, and pranged the car
Promotion's gone, to a younger man
I see my life, going down the pan
I hit my beautiful wife, two lovely kids
I feel my minds messed up, I've flipped my lid
I beat my beautiful wife, and lovely kids
I feel my minds messed up, I've flipped my lid
I'm Mr. Average I've lost my job
My kids all scream, and the wife's a snob
And my beautiful wife's got a brand new friend
And I think that he's been in my bed
I've lost my beautiful, two lovely kids
And now I'm all messed up, I've flipped my lid
I've lost my beautiful wife, two lovely kids
And now I'm all messed up I've flipped my lid
I'm Mr. Average I've got a knife
I'm all screwed up and tonight's the night
I'm the perfect gent turn to dynamite
And you better move fast if you're in my sights
My beautiful wife two lovely kids
My mind's messed up I can't forgive
I've k**ed my beautiful wife and lovely kids
My mind is all messed up I can't forgive
I'm Mr. Average I live next door
A psycho k**er and I'm gonna k** more
Out of control my reasons gone
No beautiful wife 'n' kids no more
I'm Mr. Average I hate my self
I'm in control out of control
I can't think straight see only red
All mankind's been in my bed
My beautiful wife two lovely kids
Out of control I've flipped my lid