[Majic Man]:
Everybody listen up, I'm gonna tell you a story
But maybe I should warn you: it's gonna be boring
Cause it's coming from a guy whose name is Big-K
I think we all can agree that it should be Big Gay
Because he makes a lot of raps that sound like loads of crap
I've used that rhyme so many times, there's nothing wrong with that
Here I am again once again, making another diss track
But that's cause I gotta tell Big-K; you're not black
So stop now before it gets any worse
So stop now or my rhymes will put you in a hearse
So powerful, it's only the first verse
Maybe I should write this down, maybe I should rehearse
My raps have stories, my raps have meanings
Do you even understand what I mean, man?
Big-K needs another beat for his song
So he's gonna get it from GenericBeats.com
Haha I'm just playing
Oh wait, no I'm not, I'm right here slaying
Away all the rappers that cannot even rap
I'll smear away their music careers like pap
My diss trick is better, your diss trick is bad
I don't know if I should feel amused, or sad
Cause I'm hearin' all that sht that h*mo Big-K talks
And I'm like god dammit, that song fcking s**s
Everybody knows that nobody fcks with Majic Man
So why are you writing a diss song about me, man?
Yeah, I got my goons with their guns out
Gettin' ready to come to your place and shoot their lead out
Haha, I got my man DOH!T on my side and I know we're gonna form an army
To destroy Big-K cause we know that that f*ggot's gay
And we know that he tries to rap, but we know that he makes his crap, right?
[DOH!T]:
Right. Uh, Big-K, f*ggot's gay, he can't rap, he produces crap
[Majic Man]:
Uh. Big-K, f*ggot's gay, he can't rap, he produces lotta crap, yeah
What did I do to light this fuse?
We were just on fire, now I'm watching you lose
I'd be a better rapper even if I didn't rap
Maybe I should quit, get sidelined, or maybe I should just laugh
But instead I'm gonna keep making all of these diss tracks
I'm destroying all of this sht, I must be breaking bad
I'm in Green City getting Clown-o-Phobia
But that queer Big-K is in the back of Narnia
[DOH!T]:
Big-K, f*ggot's gay, he can't rap, produces crap, b**h [x2]
[Majic Man]:
I know you don't like me
I don't know if you know, but I'll be fcking up your team
When I hear your bullsht songs on SoundCloud
I wanna take them and throw them to the ground
Majic Man will always be better than Big-K