So then I got a job
With the Me-So-Horny Dancers©
It didn`t quite work out:
They said I stole some money
Then I hit the road
Started acting crazy
But the people told me to "Stop!
We`re trying to watch the movie!"
He never gets the blues, he never had a clue
And I haven`t touched a monkey since 1982!
I met a girl from Dapto
She was `cherry-o-intacto`
I knew it was a facto
Now she`s my defacto
Just tryin` to stay alive
Tryin` to survive
Time to get some new shoes yeah
I`ve been around the world
I`ve sailed the seven seas
And way out on the ocean
I really got to know my body
When I came ashore
I started acting crazy
But the people told me to "Stop!
Go and get some booty!"
He never gets the blues, he never had a clue
And I haven`t touched a monkey since 1982!
One time in Morocco
I flew down to Bangkoko
But the stock market calypso
Now I`m back in Dapto
Just tryin` to stay alive
Tryin` to survive
Time to get some new shoes yeah
You`ve got to know your body, muthaf**az
Gonna turn you on
Cherry-o-intacto
Just tryin` to stay alive
Tryin` to survive
Time to get some new shoes yeah