What are you gonna do, Johnny Fashanu?
Who do you think you are, Bruce Grobelaar?
Who wears the pants at home, is it Mum or Dad?
Who`s gonna drive you home, Dodi Al Fayed?
Who scores the goals you like, and who does the things you wanna do?
Who do you wanna be? I wanna be Peter Beardsley!
Who`s got the right stuff, stuff to fashion you?
Where did you get that haircut? It`s pretty Fashanu
Johnny Fashanu (REPEAT)
Who`s gonna win the game, and what do you think will be the score?
Who do you think will know? Fashanu knows all
Bruce has the know-how, and the moves to fashion you
We can all be friends, thanks to Fashanu
Johnny Fashanu (REPEAT)