So there I am polished heart throat in full puff I look the part my wad is packed to reimburse I've yet to re-rehearse many moons spent on lovelines lent from Long-legged pop-eyed fat-necked Benny Bullfrog Final run-through polish up The flower of love's my bu*tercup Moon in June for you I'll croon Just like pop-eyed fat-necked Benny Bullfrog Mean piece of muscle I'm Melvin Toad I dice with d**h, across the road Hop aboard my lover's leap Fat-necked Quaterma** Who needs a Benny Bullfrog
Here she comes (Keep a cool head) My legs numb (Keep a cool head) I can't run (Keep a cool head) High! My name's Hunky how d'you do I catch a fly in one swoop I catch a fly just for you That's if you do want me to But you're not hungry I know A sixth sense gave me a clue I know what else we can do (You creep !) Long-legged pop-eyed fat-necked Benny Bullfrog Wish I was Benny Bullfrog Cool as Benny Bullfrog What's the secret, Bullfrog