[Verse 1: J Dilla]
Yeah...
It's too real...
How y'all feel out there? Let me know if it's real out there
Cuz it is out here; it's a game of survival
n***as is trying to live out here
Round here, I watch cats hit the floor and they [man Johnny Gill] out here
But it's too many powers around
My real n***as getting k**ed out here
It's ill out here
[?] tell you what it is out here: a whole lot of pimps, some live b**hes out here
They liable to set you up, man, everybody thugging out here
Narcos even drug dealing out here
Can't club, [? slugs peeling out there?]
You out here, mob with us
Get dollars is what we about here
Gotta handle your biz out there, it's too real out here
Yeah
[Hook: Sampled voices over Hemant Kumar sample (man dole mera tan dole)]
Real.. it's just that for real
It's a hustler's test
Really though
This is dedicated to all the fake s**as at home, watching the videos then going outside and trying to portray stuff, you know what I'm saying?
[Verse 2: J Dilla]
Some wannabes out here, but they outta there
Time for Dilla and Madlib out here
There's a whole lotta filth out there
Y'all can't be for real out there
Fake gangstas better chill out there
Y'all know the deal out here
It's real out here, meals out there
n***as got bills out here
Everybody tryna live out here
Everybdoy hustling out here
And you don't want your biz out there; hoes be on some bullsh** out here
You don't wanna be without here
n***as ain't giving a f**, they will pull it out here
A b**h n***a won't k** sh**, but a dumb n***a will out here
How a lotta blood get spilled out here
It's f**ed up but it's real out here
Is that how it is out there? sh** don't make sense out here
Yeah
[Hook]
[Verse 3: J Dilla]
Going out to my [?]
Better watch your back cuz it's real out here
When you cake and it bring the hate you better bring the thing and
It's real out here
Detroit n***as getting real out here
LA n***as getting real out here
Worldwide let's get live at the same time and survive because it's real out here
(n***a, you know the streets is watching... yo... big money n***a
Yo, n***as don't play, holla! Yo, you better get your shine on n***a before its over, yo, we here now n***a, yo...)
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(both laughing)
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