I'm just a nobody because nobody smiles at me You must be somebody cause your friends sell smiles for free I wish you were lonely cause maybe I wouldn't be You'd feel so sorry for that other nobody And who needs friends when you can come and cry with me? It all depends when your cup is half full or half empty Who needs friends when you can come and cry with me? It all depends when your cup is half full or half empty I'm just a nobody, I like to write and read You must be somebody cause you never talk to me I wish you were ugly cause I would feel so free
To hold hands and sing with that other nobody And who needs friends when you can write bad poetry? Talk of when love ends, the hurt sets in, the faithful art of the lonely Who needs friends when you can write bad poetry? Talk of when love ends, the hurt sets in, the faithful art of the lonely I'm just a nobody, I call my own phone You must be somebody cause I've never seen you alone I wish you weren't so huggable when I feel like a cactus tree Who wants to touch the thorns of a hopeless nobody?