I had a crush on this girl, we used to smoke endo's
She lived across the street
I threw a rock through her window
As a kid I wasnt making any sense
Screaming out her name, standing naked on a fence
She called the cops, I been hating ever since
Sometimes I still look back and think of what we might have been
That broken gla** cost me seven hundred bucks
I was eleven, man, seven hundred bucks man
f** man, I seen her the other night
Hanging off a bra** pole high as a kite
Dancing at a strip club, she got picked up
I got my dick s**ed, she got tit f**ed
She s**ed my ball sack and licked my a**hole
I came in her hair then she called me an a**hole
Then I called her a cab and gave her five bucks
Said thats all that I have
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Im addicted to being a dickhead
Tell a girl anything just to get head
Im a f**ing prick
Shut the f** up b**h and s** my dick (x2)
How many people get to have s** with four strippers?
At the same time and it doesnt make a difference
Im a spoiled little brat, rock star lifestyle
I dont want to talk, lets f** right now
Hang around and get mistreated cause Im conceited
If you dont like it beat it
Ill just take the next s*ut standing in line
If youre not here to s** it then youre wasting my time
Youre here to please me and serve me
Im here to make fun of you make you feel unworthy
Getting b**hes takes no effort
Skinny ones with no tits to big fat heifers
Look a girl in the eyes and say I love her
The next day I tell my friends I never heard of her
Mad Childs a womanizer like no other
Call me a motherf**er cause Ill f** your mother
[Chorus]
Im addicted to being a dickhead
Tell a girl anything just to get head
Im a f**ing prick
Shut the f** up b**h and s** my dick (x2)